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Looking Up

Up until about a month ago, things over here were—oh, how to put this?—really fucking cray-cray in the brain department. There was a lot of good going on (and more I’ll get to shortly), and I tried to center my online attention to that—but offline, I was a wreck. This has all passed now, thank god, but things were pretty dark for a bit there.

I talked in a previous post about the sensory migraines that took over my life—but what I stayed pretty quiet on was the adjustment to the medication my doctor prescribed. Once it kicked in, it helped tremendously—but the month-long adjustment period was torture. My brain was definitely not my own for that wild ride, and, honestly, if you and I had a conversation anywhere in that month, I probably have no solid recollection of what we talked about. On top of that, other than one flash piece inspired by my migraines and a couple poems I scribbled in brief moments of clarity, I wrote little (coherently, anyway). It wasn’t until after I signed off of Skype from my interview with the wonderful Rose Caraway about my story in Libidinous Zombie that I realized how wildly out of my head I felt. Yikes!

Fortunately, my doctor turned out to be a genius. After that month of adjustment—and practically overnight—everything turned…well, normal. My migraines damn near disappeared, and all the side effects I was experiencing completely vanished. I keeMy personal optimist motto pencils, a gift from Alison Tylerp describing it as the way the sky looks after a storm, when the clouds pull back to reveal a clear blue world—but I kid you not, it’s what my head felt like after that period passed. My spirits soared, and my usual optimist Fuck half full, I have a glass! self was ready to go screaming from the rooftops about how damn amazing I felt.

And that’s where I’ve been cruising for almost a month now—appreciating all the awesome things going on, and enjoying having my brain back to participate in them! Woo hoo!

So, let’s move along to the good department, shall we? First, some book news—I’ve been cruising away on edits for The Assignment, book one in my forthcoming Lessons in Control series. We had to do a few schedule adjustments, but I’m pleased to announce that it will be released in December 2016—and hey, you can already pre-order it on Amazon! 🙂 There’s no cover or blurb up yet, and I believe it might still say it’s coming out in June, but that’s soon to be fixed. I have much more to tell you about this book and the entire series as we get closer to publication, but let’s just say that as I’m working on edits, I’m getting really excited. It doesn’t hurt that I landed Rhonda Helms on this project, who is possibly the most enthusiastic editor on the planet and making me squeal. A lot. (Okay, and I admit—I’m one of those weird authors who loves editing almost as much as I love writing, so I’m having fun in this process either way.) A picture of Jade's manuscript

Meanwhile, I’ve still been keeping up on my poetry, and even wrote a piece loosely inspired by a scene in The Assignment. In the short story world, I got confirmation there will be a San Francisco reading for Best Women’s Erotica, Volume 1 on January 19th at 6:30pm at the Good Vibrations Polk Street location (mark your calendars!). My BWE story “Ophelia the Second” is one I’m rather fond of, and I can’t wait to tell you more about the it and to hopefully meet you at the reading!Cover of Best Women's Erotica of the Year

Speaking of reading…back in July, Rose asked me in my first KMQ’s interview what I’d be doing if I wasn’t a writer—and I told her I was looking into voice over as a future day job. Since then, I’ve taken a couple weekend workshops and learned all sorts of intriguing things, and decided this little dream will need to become a reality over the coming years. I even set up a recording space, which I officially used for the first time to record “Longing” in honor of the release of Coming Together: In Verse (a smokin’ erotic poetry anthology)! This voice over adventure is on hold while I work on books 2 and 3 in the Lessons in Control series…but it’s on my radar!

Finally, since it’s nearly Christmas, I couldn’t possibly skip mentioning my always free holiday short story, “Office Santa.” It’s about an office superstar named Kristi who has a major thing for the Santa suit—especially when it’s worn by one of her very favorite colleagues. Kristi was a character I had way too much fun writing, so I hope you’ll please check out her adventures. Also free for the holidays is a new flash piece called “Missing You,” hosted over at Tamsin’s Superotica as part of her hot annual advent calendar—please be sure to check out both my story and the others on this holiday countdown!

So, all in all, I’m thrilled to say things are looking up. WAY up.

Just in time for the start of a brand new (and super exciting) year, don’t you think?

XX,
Jade

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Best Women’s Erotica 2014: “Toys” Excerpt

It’s official! Best Women’s Erotica 2014 is now out everywhere in both paperback and digital formats. I am incredibly honored to be part of this Cleis Press anthology edited by Violet Blue!

What better way to celebrate than by sharing the excerpt I’ve been teasing you with for weeks? 😉 Hope you enjoy it!

XX,
Jade

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Excerpt of “Toys”:

Jennifer thought her toy collection was a little excessive, but she couldn’t help herself.

She’d amassed a bounty of equipment: dildos, vibrators, cuffs, whips, plugs, beads, and various other oddities—like the specialty pair of vibrating electric nipple clamps she’d stumbled upon on her last vacation out of the country—and all of them had added to her secretly adored stash. The dildos came in numerous shapes and sizes, ranging from the foot long Black Rock to the tiny purple Tipper. And the vibrators—well, Jennifer took great pride in those, each of them appropriate in different scenarios, depending on the strength of the vibe she needed.

Originally, her stash fit under some panties in a special closet drawer. Soon, though, it grew, because it seemed the longer she’d been away from sex, the hungrier she got for more toys. Buying them kept her warm and aching for more, and her collection now filled a small moving box in the back of her closet.

A four by four foot one, to be precise.

So, when Daniel rolled off Jennifer after their twelfth fuck—and she, again, hadn’t come—she cast a frustrated glance at her closet while she worried that maybe she’d ruined herself with the toys.

“Did you?” Daniel panted, resting one hand on her stomach and the other on his withered shaft. He peered at her with a hopeful grin, and Jennifer felt a new burn of color washing aside the flush she’d earned from hours of fucking her new boyfriend.

“Well,” she said, “not exactly.”

“Damn.” Daniel wedged himself against her. He was everything she sought in a bed buddy: his scent was pleasant, his eyes were warm, and his swimmer’s body made her panties wet the second she’d noticed the hip bones showing over his trunks. He was so delightful she mentally kicked herself for the hours of howling orgasms she couldn’t seem to have.

“Yeah. Kind of weird,” she muttered. Jennifer pressed her lips on his—damn, he could kiss—but her body throbbed with hornier aspirations.

“Tell me what to do.” Daniel slipped his arm beneath her so he could wrap her in a hug, then grazed her neck with his lips. “I want you to be having as much fun as I am—”

“Oh, I’m having fun. I’m just not…there.”

She wanted to scream.

“Well, let’s get you there.” Daniel squeezed her tighter. “I really like you, Jennifer. I’m officially denying myself any more orgasms until you have one.”

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Best Women’s Erotica 2014 is available at:

Amazon        Barnes and Noble        Amazon Canada        Amazon UK

The Book Depository        Books-A-Million         IndieBound

Cleis Press        Powell’s        Chapters.Indigo.Ca

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Holiday Deals and Surprises!

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Well, wrap me up in tinsel and slap a bow on my cheek—have I got some fantastic holiday news for you!

You’ve probably finished all your Black Friday shopping and are now tinkering around with the idea of hitting some Cyber Monday sales, but why wait till tomorrow? Smut awaits right now. In fact, I am tickled to share that all three collections containing my short stories are out on Amazon at unbelievable prices!

Cover of Holiday Spice“Office Santa” is part of Holiday Spice, which was on sale at Amazon for the month of November for only $0.99—but it appears the deal is still on! There’s no telling how long this will last, but $0.99 for 325 pages filled with 18 hot holiday smut stories is a steal! Grab it quick for your Kindle right here. (Oh, and I have more Christmas excitement about this piece to share with you in the coming weeks…stay tuned.)

BBOO CoverThe Big Book of Orgasms: 69 Sexy Stories includes “The Flogger,” and Rachel Kramer Bussel (aka our fabulous editor!) is offering a smashing BOGO Cyber Monday sale that’s actually already on: buy one of her Cleis books, get another free! That’s right—TWO Rachel Kramer Bussel edited smut books for the price of ONE, and she’ll even sign it. You can’t miss this! You can find out more about how to get this deal right here.

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And finally, you can actually grab Best Women’s Erotica 2014 for your Kindle already! This spectacular anthology includes my story “Toys,” and while it’s not out on paperback until December 17th, you can get it on your Kindle for $10.69 on Amazon right now. That’s 33% off the price of a legendary Cleis book! Check out this surprise by clicking right here.

 

Want to preview excerpts of my stories? You can do so for “Office Santaand “The Flogger. The excerpt for “Toys,” included in Best Women’s Erotica 2014, is coming soon… You can’t open all your presents at once, after all. 😉

I hope you had an enjoyable holiday weekend, and that you’re not too winded from your Black Friday shopping to latch on to these fabulous smut steals! Happy December reading, everyone!

XX,
Jade

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Best Women’s Erotica 2014—”Toys”

Every once in a while, I like to turn a secret around in my head for a bit. It’s extremely rare since I’m more of the scream-from-the-rooftops variety, but on these occasions, I find myself extra enthusiastic when it’s finally time to share.

Today is that day.

I’ve been keeping pretty quiet about this one because it simply didn’t feel real, but I’m now [really fucking excited and] ready to share.

My short story “Toys” is included in Best Women’s Erotica 2014, edited by the legendary Violet Blue and coming out from Cleis Press on December 17th.

(Did you hear that noise? That was me squealing at maximum volume in delight over here.)

I will be sharing an excerpt in the near future, but in the meantime, let me whet your appetite with the cover.

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Oh and also, news that you can pre-order this collection right now on Amazon.

Stay close.

XX,
Jade